Type: Funny Saying
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Messages By: John Ciardi
Type: Funny Saying
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Messages By: Adolf Hitler
Type: Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Messages By: Frank Sullivan
Type: Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Messages By: Luis Bunuel
Type: Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Messages By: Frank Lloyd.
Type: Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Messages By: Salvador Dali
Type: Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Messages By: Louis Armstrong
Type: Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Messages By: Jimmy Durante
Type: Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Messages By: H.L. Mencken
Type: Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Messages By: Denis Leary
Type: Responsibility
You may deceive all the people part of the time, and part of the people all the time, but not all the people all the time.
Quotations By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Attitude
Men may come, men may go, but I go on forever
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Type: Personality
History celebrates no one who waited for inspirations.
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Type: Living
The next time it begins to rain... lie down on your belly, nestle your chin into the grass, and get a frog's-eye view of how raindrops fall... The sight of hundreds of blades of grass bowing down and popping back up like piano keys strikes me as one of the merriest sights in the world.
Quotations By: Malcolm Margolin
Type: Relationship
To be wronged is a trifle, unless we continue to remember it.
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Type: Personality
Sharp words cut deeper than sharp swords.
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Type: Financial
A man without a bank account is usually a man of little account.
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Type: Success
Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom.
Quotations By: Euripides
Type: Relationship
It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters.
Quotations By: Aesop
Type: Financial
A man with money controls circumstances; without money, they control him.
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Type: Creativity
A man with a plan can outstrip ten without one.
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Type: Attitude
Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change.
Quotations By: Jesse Jackson
Type: Attitude
Those who do not think about the future cannot have one.
Quotations By: Brian Tracy
Type: Attitude
Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it.
Quotations By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Happiness
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace.
Quotations By: Buddha