Type: Funny Saying
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Messages By: Adolf Hitler
Type: Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Messages By: Frank Sullivan
Type: Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Messages By: Luis Bunuel
Type: Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Messages By: Frank Lloyd.
Type: Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Messages By: Salvador Dali
Type: Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Messages By: Louis Armstrong
Type: Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Messages By: Jimmy Durante
Type: Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Messages By: H.L. Mencken
Type: Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Messages By: Denis Leary
Type: Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Messages By: Noel Coward
Type: Growth
Auto-suggestion is the direct route to our rich, inner resources – the universal mind, the god mind, where all power dwells – and where all things are possible.
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Type: Living
The truest difference between the man and the boy: the man is aiming at a goal; the boy is drifting aimlessly.
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Type: Self Confidence
The truest courage is not on the battlefield, but in every day tasks, that test our will power to overcome boredom, drudgery and obstacles.
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Type: Attitude
The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit
Quotations By: Nelson Henderson
Type: Goals
That sucks
Quotations By: james harriet
Type: Friendship
Are you lonely? Stretch a hand to one unfriended and your loneliness is ended.
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Type: Attitude
Are you investing your time profitably? While Churchill’s buddies coaxed him to join them in cards, gambling and beer, Churchill reading and writing and writing and writing. Did you ever hear of any of his buddies?
Quotations By: Churchill
Type: Proverbs
Use you head to handle yourself; your heart to handle others.
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Type: Living
All you have to do is live and die
Quotations By: none
Type: Compassion
All you have shall some day be given;
Therefore give now, that the season of giving
may be yours and not your inheritors.
Quotations By: Kahlil Gibran
Type: Unknown
All you got to do is just Kill em with Kindness and they'll regret it in the end
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Type: Humor
If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Quotations By: Alan Kay
Type: Happiness
Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours.
Quotations By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Humor
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Quotations By: Anatole France
Type: Maturing Altruistically
Weigh twice what you can only decide once. Caution is wisdom’s elder sister. Measure twice before you saw once. Take a second look. It costs nothing.
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