Type: Funny Saying
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Messages By: Groucho Marx
Type: Celebrity
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Messages By: Groucho Marx
Type: Humor
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
Messages By: Oscar Levant
Type: Famous Saying
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Messages By: Oscar Levant
Type: Funny Saying
Once a make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
Messages By: Oscar Levant
Type: Celebrity
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Messages By: Oscar Levant
Type: Humor
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Messages By: Oscar Levant
Type: Funny Quotes
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Messages By: Oscar Levant
Type: Famous Saying
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
Messages By: Oscar Levant
Type: Funny Saying
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Messages By: Oscar Levant
Type: Attitude
Nobody Ever Drowned IN SWEAT
Quotations By: Dan Foley
Type: Friendship
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Quotations By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Success
At the end of the day, both optimists and pessimists are always right.
Quotations By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Living
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could.
Quotations By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Attitude
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Quotations By: Buddha
Type: Celebrity
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Quotations By: Oscar Levant
Type: Success
If you don’t ask because you might be refused, you’ve already refused yourself.
Quotations By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Career
What’s done with pleasure is done full measure. Forced effort tires us three times as fast as enthusiastic effort. One life’s richest blessings is DOING WHAT COMES NATURALLY.
Quotations By:
Type: Friendship
If you don't look out for others, who's gonna look out for you?
Quotations By: Whoopi Goldberg
Type: Growth
If you don't kill, It'll make you stonger
Quotations By: Mark Twain
Type: Unknown
if you don't go to class, then you don't get homework
Quotations By:
Type: Personality
If you don't generalize you don't philosophize.
Quotations By: Robert M. Pirsig
Type: Love
Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule.
Quotations By: Buddha
Type: Attitude
Always do what you say you are going to do. It is the glue and fiber that binds successful relationships.
Quotations By: Jeffry A. Timmons
Type: Personality
People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.
Quotations By: Alice Walker