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Type: Humor
      This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Messages By: George Burns

Type: Funny Saying
      What's another word for thesaurus?
Messages By: Steven Wright.

Type: Funny Saying
      Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Messages By: John Mendosa

Type: Humor
      USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Messages By: David Letterman

Type: Funny Saying
      Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Messages By: Alfred Hitchcock

Type: Funny Saying
      Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Messages By: Woody Allen

Type: Funny Saying
      A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Messages By: Bob Hope

Type: Humor
      When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Messages By: Peter O'Toole

Type: Funny Saying
      The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Messages By: Alfred Hitchcock

Type: Humor
      Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Messages By: Jim Carey

Type: Friendship
      To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love, are the two greatest proofs, not only of goodness of heart, but of strength of mind.
Quotations By: William Hazlitt

Type: Celebrity
      A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Quotations By: Joan Rivers

Type: Personality
      Unity can only be manifested by the Binary. Unity itself and the idea of Unity are already two.
Quotations By: Buddha

Type: Celebrity
      Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
Quotations By: David Letterman

Type: Emotions
      Cheeseburger is the life of friends in the heart forever till it dies and becomes hamburger. So cherish your fries.
Quotations By: Fast Food #1!

Type: Goals
      First build a proper goal; that goal will make it EASY, ALMOST AUTOMATIC, to build a proper you. Striving for a goal develops all the means needed to reach it.
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Type: Self Confidence
      Anger blows out the lamp of the mind. It’s child’s reaction to and adult situation.
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Type: Attitude
      Bad habits are easy to acquire but hard live with.
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Type: Financial
      The habit of saving is in itself one of the most practical of all educations. It develops discipline, foresight, planning, industry, patience, thinking, and even intelligence.
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Type: Goals
      Your ability to set goals and to make plans for their accomplishment is the master skill of success.
Quotations By: Brian Tracy

Type: Self Improvement
      It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
Quotations By: Buddha

Type: Living
      It is better to travel well than to arrive.
Quotations By: Buddha

Type: Attitude
      It is better to understand little than to understand a lot.
Quotations By: Anatole France

Type: Humor
      It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Quotations By: Mark Twain

Type: Proverbs
      Don’t be yourself. Improve yourself.
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