Wise Sayings and Inspirational Quotes by George Carlin

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Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Author: George Carlin

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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Author: George Carlin

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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Author: George Carlin

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Author: George Carlin

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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Author: George Carlin

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|Eleanor Roosevelt||Elisabeth Guizot||Ella Wheeler Wilcox||Elvis Presley|
|Emerson||Emil Zatopek||Emory Austin||Enoch Powell|
|Ernest Hemingway||Ethan Daniel||Euripides||F. W. Robertson|
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|Florence Littauer||fom the gospel of john.||Football||Fortune Cookie|
|Francis Bacon||Francois-Auguste Rodin||Frank Lloyd Wright||Frank Lloyd.|
|Frank Loyd Wright||Frank Sullivan||Frank Zappa||Franklin Roosevelt|
|Fred Allen||Frederick Faber||French proverb||Friedrich Nietzsche|
|Friedrich Schlegel||Funny Man||G. K. Chesterton||G.K. Chesterton|
|G.W. Hegel||Gail Sheehy||Gallagher||Gary Linneker|
|gemkie||George Alliston||George Bengis||George Bernanos|
|George Bernard Shaw||George Burns||George Carlin||George Eliot|
|George L. Morrisey||George MacDonald||George Santayana||George Washington Carver|
|Georges Clemenceau||Gerald Fowler||Gerald Weinberg||Germaine De Stael|
|Gertrude Stein||Google||Gordon B. Hinckley||Grace Hopper|
|Gracie Allen||Graham Hamer||Grenville Kleiser||Groucho Marx|
|H. L. Hunt||H.L. Mencken||Hadia Bejar||Hannibal|
|Happiness||Harold Kushner||Harry Emerson Fosdick||Harry Firestone|
|Harry Fosdick||Harvey B. Mackay||Harvey Mackay||Henny Youngman|
|Henry David Thoreau||Henry Drummond||Henry Ford||Henry George Bohn|

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