Type: Humor
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Messages By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Messages By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
Messages By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Messages By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Messages By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
I am at two with nature.
Messages By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins
Messages By: Danny Devito
Type: Funny Quotes
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.
Messages By: Mort Sahl
Type: Funny Quotes
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Messages By: Unknown
Type: Funny Quotes
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Messages By: David Brenner
Type: Goals
Writing down a mere wish works like magic for converting that wish into a goal. And write it down works like dynamite for converting that goal into an actuality – a reality. One minute spend writing it down will do more to bring it about than ten years of dreaming, wishing, and talking about it.
Quotations By:
Type: Success
Nothing can take the place of persistence. Talent will not. Thousands with talent are drifters. Genius will not. Un rewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not. The world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence alone solves all the world’s big problems.
Quotations By:
Type: Success
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.
Quotations By: W.W. Ziege
Type: Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Quotations By: Melissa Stuart
Type: Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, youve lost a very important part of your life.
Quotations By: Melissa Stuart
Type: Attitude
As long as your going to be thinking anyway, think big.
Quotations By: Donald Trump
Type: Attitude
As long as you think the problem is out there, that very thought is the problem.
Quotations By: Stephen Covey
Type: Attitude
So long as we love we serve;
So long as we are loved by others,
I would almost say that we are indispensable;
And no one is useless while they have a friend.
Quotations By: Robert Louis Stevenson
Type: Self Improvement
I saw further ahead than others because I stood on the shoulders of giants.
Quotations By: Newton
Type: Celebrity
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Quotations By: Groucho Marx
Type: Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Quotations By: Art Buchwald
Type: Living
"PRAY FOR WHAT YOU WANT, BUT WORK FOR THE THINGS YOU NEED"
Quotations By: UNKNOWN
Type: Growth
Reach for the stars and never fear. You are capable of everything and can have anything you want.
In memory of Sandy and Jim Novotney
Quotations By: by way of Sandy Novotney
Type: Entrepreneurism
Don't focus on getting things perfect. JUST GET IT DONE. Because no matter how bad it is, it's only going to get better.
Quotations By: Graham Hamer
Type: Success
Birds fly, fish swim and humans create. This is our nature.
Quotations By: Nisandeh Neta