Type: Funny Quotes
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Messages By: Bob Hope
Type: Funny Quotes
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Messages By: George Burns
Type: Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Messages By: Gracie Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Messages By: Jack Benny
Type: Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Messages By: Unknown
Type: Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Messages By: Sam Levenson
Type: Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Messages By: e. e. cummings
Type: Love
You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
Messages By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Maturing Altruistically
Women need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away.
Messages By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Relationship
When you make a commitment to a relationship, you invest your attention and energy in it more profoundly because you now experience ownership of that relationship.
Messages By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Maturing Altruistically
The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I swiped them from Chesterfield. I stole them from Jesus. And I put them in a book. If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?
Quotations By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Attitude
The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I swiped them from Chesterfield. I stole them from Jesus. And I put them in a book. If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?
Quotations By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Attitude
The clearer you are about the consequences of your actions and the more intensely you desire to enjoy the consequences that your behaviors may lead to, the more motivated you will be.
Quotations By: Brian Tracy
Type: Chinese Saying
If I hear I forget; If I see I remember; if I do I make it my own.
Quotations By: Chinese
Type: Personality
With wealth comes a reputation for wisdom, prudence, self-confidence, courage, greatness, and other unearned virtues.
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Type: Love
Love heals what hate breaks.
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Type: Relationship
When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of logic. We are dealing with creatures of emotion, creatures bustling with prejudices and motivated by pride and vanity.
Quotations By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Happiness
With peace of mind a poor man is rich; without it a rich man is poor.
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Type: Self Discipline
Any idea, plan, or purpose may be placed in the mind through repetition of thought.
Quotations By: Napoleon Hill
Type: Determination
You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action.
Quotations By: Anthony Robbins
Type: Happiness
On life's journey faith is nourishment, virtuous deeds are a shelter, wisdom is the light by day and right mindfulness is the protection by night. If a man lives a pure life, nothing can destroy him.
Quotations By: Buddha
Type: Happiness
To save yourself much disappointment, realize early in life that every job has some dreary details that can’t dodge. Manual work is not degrading. There’s nothing for frayed nerves like physical work. When worried us your brain less and your muscles more.
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Type: Emotions
Combine your mental images with the emotion of desire to accelerate their realization.
Quotations By: Brian Tracy
Type: Humor
Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
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Type: Attitude
The one who will be found in trial capable of great acts of love is ever the one who is always doing considerate small ones.
Quotations By: F. W. Robertson