Type: Famous Saying
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Sayings By: Oscar Levant
Type: Funny Saying
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Sayings By: Oscar Levant
Type: Celebrity
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
Sayings By: David Letterman
Type: Humor
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Sayings By: David Letterman
Type: Funny Quotes
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Sayings By: David Letterman
Type: Famous Saying
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
Sayings By: David Letterman
Type: Funny Saying
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Sayings By: David Letterman
Type: Celebrity
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
Sayings By: David Letterman
Type: Humor
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Sayings By: David Letterman
Type: Funny Quotes
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Sayings By: Johnny Carson
Type: Famous Saying
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Sayings By: Johnny Carson
Type: Funny Saying
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Sayings By: Johnny Carson
Motivational Type: Proverbs
He who has health has hope: he who has hope, has everything
Quotes By: Proverb
Motivational Type: Determination
Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Motivational Type: Happiness
"Being happy is a choice; you can make that choice everyday if you want to."
Quotes By: Brittany Murphy
Motivational Type: Love
Love's greatest gift is its ability to make everything it touches sacred.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Motivational Type: Happiness
You've got to get to the stage in life where going for it is more important than winning or losing.
Quotes By: Arthur Ashe
Motivational Type: Success
If you got rid of all your problems, you’d have a bigger one – boredom.
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Motivational Type: Career
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Motivational Type: Living
We all get good and bad breaks. What we do with them decides our fate.
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Motivational Type: Self Improvement
As the gardener prunes the tree to draw the sap into one or two branches, so must we concentrate on one or two to avoid scattering our talents.
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Motivational Type: Creativity
A room full of pictures is room full of thoughts. They make us think.
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Motivational Type: Friendship
To win friends instantly, admire everything and everybody, and express it freely.
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Motivational Type: Attitude
A good friend is the greatest possesion
Quotes By: Ben Franklin
Motivational Type: Friendship
A true friend is the greatest possesion.
Quotes By: Ben Franklin