Type: Humor
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Sayings By: Groucho Marx
Type: Funny Quotes
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Sayings By: Groucho Marx
Type: Famous Saying
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Sayings By: Groucho Marx
Type: Funny Saying
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Sayings By: Groucho Marx
Type: Celebrity
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Sayings By: Groucho Marx
Type: Humor
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
Sayings By: Oscar Levant
Type: Famous Saying
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Sayings By: Oscar Levant
Type: Funny Saying
Once a make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
Sayings By: Oscar Levant
Type: Celebrity
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Sayings By: Oscar Levant
Type: Humor
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Sayings By: Oscar Levant
Type: Funny Quotes
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Sayings By: Oscar Levant
Type: Famous Saying
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
Sayings By: Oscar Levant
Motivational Type: Responsibility
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Motivational Type: Attitude
You cannot do a kindness too soon because you never know how soon it will be too late.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Motivational Type: Attitude
One cannot change yesterday, but only make the most of today, and look with hope toward tomorrow.
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Motivational Type: Success
The winner does in the beginning what the failure does in the end – learns from others.
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Motivational Type: Attitude
I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something I can do.
Quotes By: Edward Everett Hale
Motivational Type: Living
Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself.
Quotes By: Richard Bach
Motivational Type: Attitude
I am only capable of what I am capable of, within my own capabilities.
Quotes By: Carrie Martinez
Motivational Type: Career
Most unhappy and frustrated people are that way because they’re trying to do something nature didn’t equip them for.
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Motivational Type: Proverbs
The tongue like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing blood.
Quotes By: Buddha
Motivational Type: Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quotes By: Alfred Hitchcock
Motivational Type: Happiness
If things do not turn out as we wish, we should wish for them as they turn out.
Quotes By: Aristotle
Motivational Type: Success
Your anger is like the bubbles in a can of soda. The more you’re shaken, the more you want to let it out. The longer you keep it in though, the greater the size of the eventual explosion - and the flatter the drink at the end.
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Motivational Type: Famous Saying
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
Quotes By: George Bernard Shaw