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Quote Type : Humor
Great experience are even better when they are share!
Funny Sayings By : Calvin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?
Funny Sayings By : C.T.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
Quote Type : Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Funny Sayings By : Jim Carey
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
Type: Personality
No worthwhile book shows its best face in first reading. It requires several. Doubly and triply true of proverbs. Every time we read them we see something we missed before.
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Type: Funny Saying
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Quotes By: Aldous Huxley
Type: Living
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
Quotes By: Aldous Huxley
Type: Compassion
Teach this triple truth to all: A generous heart, kind speech, and a life of service and compassion are the things which renew humanity.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Living
Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Self Confidence
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Quotes By: Mahatma Gandhi
Type: Career
Where there is no vision, people perish.
Quotes By: Emerson
Type: Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Quotes By: Jim Carey
Type: Attitude
My mother said to me 'If you become a soldier, you'll be a general; if you become a monk you'll end up as the pope.' Instead, I became a painter and wound up as Picasso.
Quotes By: Pablo Picasso
Type: Famous Saying
I'd rather die as a man then live as a coward.
Quotes By: Tupac Shakur
Type: Happiness
Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart.
Quotes By: Zig Ziglar
Type: Attitude
is it the smile of yours that make me happy or is it your eyes that attract my hearts
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Type: Growth
It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.
Quotes By: Oliver Wendell Holmes
Type: Goals
Dream the impossible dream. Dreaming it may make it possible. It often has.
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