Wise Sayings and Inspirational Quotes by Groucho Marx

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
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Women should be obscene and not heard.
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|Gerald Weinberg||Germaine De Stael||Gertrude Stein||Google|
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|Grenville Kleiser||Groucho Marx||H. L. Hunt||H.L. Mencken|
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|Harry Emerson Fosdick||Harry Firestone||Harry Fosdick||Harvey B. Mackay|
|Harvey Mackay||Henny Youngman||Henry David Thoreau||Henry Drummond|
|Henry Ford||Henry George Bohn||Henry Louis Mencken||Henry Wadsworth|
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