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Quote Type : Humor
Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
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Quote Type : Humor
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Quote Type : Humor
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Quote Type : Humor
Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
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Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts
Funny Sayings By : Kim
Quote Type : Humor
Great experience are even better when they are share!
Funny Sayings By : Calvin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?
Funny Sayings By : C.T.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
Type: Dreams
One thought might convert a stumbling block into a stepping stone.
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Type: Famous Saying
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Attitude
When you smile, not only do you feel but you bring a ray of light into the lives of others
Quotes By: Brahma Kumaris
Type: Relationship
When you row another person across the river, you get there yourself.
Quotes By: Fortune Cookie
Type: Goals
When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get them, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.
Quotes By: Leo Burnett
Type: Growth
When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind, and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
Quotes By: Phyllis Bottome
Type: Attitude
When you make a mistake or get ridiculed or rejected, look at mistakes as learning experiences, and ridicule as ignorance... Look at rejection as part of one performance, not as a turn down of the performer.
Quotes By: Denis Waitley
Type: Relationship
When you make a commitment to a relationship, you invest your attention and energy in it more profoundly because you now experience ownership of that relationship.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Living
What you have to live without, is better not to think about.
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Type: Funny Saying
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Happiness
When you get the blues, tell yourself: A pauper had the blues because he had no shoes, until he chanced to meet a man who had no feet.
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Type: Attitude
When you do the wrong thing, knowing it is wrong, you do so because you haven't developed the habit of effectively controlling or neutralizing strong inner urges that tempt you, or because you have established the wrong habits and don't know how to eliminate them effectively.
Quotes By: W. Clement Stone
Type: Living
When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best -- that is inspiration.
Quotes By: Robert Bresson
Type: Career
what you do is what you get
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