Funny retirement Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Type: Success
At the end of the day, both optimists and pessimists are always right.
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Living
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Attitude
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Celebrity
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Success
If you don’t ask because you might be refused, you’ve already refused yourself.
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Career
What’s done with pleasure is done full measure. Forced effort tires us three times as fast as enthusiastic effort. One life’s richest blessings is DOING WHAT COMES NATURALLY.
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Type: Friendship
If you don't look out for others, who's gonna look out for you?
Quotes By: Whoopi Goldberg
Type: Growth
If you don't kill, It'll make you stonger
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Unknown
if you don't go to class, then you don't get homework
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Type: Personality
If you don't generalize you don't philosophize.
Quotes By: Robert M. Pirsig
Type: Love
Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Attitude
Always do what you say you are going to do. It is the glue and fiber that binds successful relationships.
Quotes By: Jeffry A. Timmons
Type: Personality
People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.
Quotes By: Alice Walker
Type: Living
When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
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