Funny christian Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Quote Type : Humor
Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
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Quote Type : Humor
Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts
Funny Sayings By : Kim
Quote Type : Humor
Great experience are even better when they are share!
Funny Sayings By : Calvin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?
Funny Sayings By : C.T.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
Quote Type : Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Funny Sayings By : Jim Carey
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Type: Famous Saying
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
Quotes By: Irving Kristol
Type: Unknown
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Humor
When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Quotes By: Anne Marie
Type: Attitude
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart and head and hands.
Quotes By: Robert M. Pirsig
Type: Kindness
THINK ABOUT IT - The brain is like a muscle. When we think well, we feel good.
Quotes By: Carl Sagan
Type: Self Improvement
He is able who thinks he is able.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Personality
Good habits are hard to acquire but easy to live with.
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Type: Attitude
Good habits are as addictive as bad habits, and a lot more rewarding.
Quotes By: Harvey Mackay
Type: Creativity
An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Self Confidence
It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Funny Saying
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Quotes By: Terry Pratchett
Type: Funny Saying
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
Type: Career
It is a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
Quotes By: Somerset Maugham
Type: Attitude
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