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Quote Type : Funny Saying
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Humor
Jesus is like Sugar..
Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
Type: Success
I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through ?then follow through.
Quotes By: Edward V. Rickenbacker
Type: Attitude
I thought Winston Churchill was a young man of promise, but it appears he is a young man of promises.
Quotes By: Arthur James Balfour
Type: Relationship
The right wife drops not from the sky; she must be sought by studied eye.
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Type: Emotions
One ought to hold on to one's heart; for if one lets go, one soon loses control of the head too.
Quotes By: Nietzsche
Type: Growth
The right man is the one who seizes the moment.
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Type: Living
The highest of all arts, and the most rewarding, is the art of living.
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Type: Attitude
To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children, to earn the approbation of honest critics; to appreciate beauty; to give of one's self, to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived--that is to have succeeded.
Quotes By: Emerson
Type: Success
The biggest determining factor in your success or failure is the PEOPLE YOU HANG AROUND.
Quotes By: Jim Rohn
Type: Attitude
The biggest asset that we have is the ‘here and now’. Many people tragically lived in the past or wait for the future to arrive.
Quotes By: Anthony Robbins
Type: Family
Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. It's the way you love your partner every day.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Happiness
Raising your voice lower your power. Little people talk big. Big ones listen big.
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Type: Proverbs
Reading wise tips creates a vision of great new life.
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Type: Financial
Failing to distinguish between needs and wants keeps many people poor. Think.
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Type: Humor
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Quotes By: Aesop
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