Funny 50th birthday Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Humor
Jesus is like Sugar..
Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Type: Living
The next time it begins to rain... lie down on your belly, nestle your chin into the grass, and get a frog's-eye view of how raindrops fall... The sight of hundreds of blades of grass bowing down and popping back up like piano keys strikes me as one of the merriest sights in the world.
Quotes By: Malcolm Margolin
Type: Relationship
To be wronged is a trifle, unless we continue to remember it.
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Type: Personality
Sharp words cut deeper than sharp swords.
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Type: Financial
A man without a bank account is usually a man of little account.
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Type: Success
Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom.
Quotes By: Euripides
Type: Relationship
It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters.
Quotes By: Aesop
Type: Financial
A man with money controls circumstances; without money, they control him.
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Type: Creativity
A man with a plan can outstrip ten without one.
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Type: Attitude
Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change.
Quotes By: Jesse Jackson
Type: Attitude
Those who do not think about the future cannot have one.
Quotes By: Brian Tracy
Type: Attitude
Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Happiness
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Career
Doing what should be done, when it should be done, whether we feel like it or not.
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Type: Famous Saying
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Quotes By: Johnny Carson
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