Type: Famous Saying
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Funny Saying
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Celebrity
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Humor
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Funny Quotes
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Famous Saying
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Funny Saying
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Celebrity
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Humor
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Famous Saying
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Funny Saying
Once a make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Celebrity
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Creativity
A room full of pictures is room full of thoughts. They make us think.
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Type: Friendship
To win friends instantly, admire everything and everybody, and express it freely.
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Type: Attitude
A good friend is the greatest possesion
Motivational Author: Ben Franklin
Type: Friendship
A true friend is the greatest possesion.
Motivational Author: Ben Franklin
Type: Self Improvement
We are formed and molded by our thoughts. Those whose minds are shaped by selfless thoughts give joy when they speak or act. Joy follows them like a shadow that never leaves them.
Motivational Author: Buddha
Type: Famous Saying
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Motivational Author: Joan Rivers
Type: Happiness
When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive.
Motivational Author: Emerson
Type: Attitude
Chance favors only the prepared mind.
Motivational Author: Louis Pasteur
Type: Attitude
He who experiences the unity of life sees his own Self in all beings, and all beings in his own Self, and looks on everything with an impartial eye.
Motivational Author: Buddha
Type: Humor
I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Motivational Author: Mary Richards
Type: Self Discipline
Repeat every morning: I can do all things through god who strengthens me.
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Type: Compassion
Forget every evil or insult; remember every kindness.
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Type: Funny Saying
No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
Motivational Author: Mark Twain