Type: Famous Saying
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Funny Saying
I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Celebrity
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Humor
I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Quotes By: Mary Richards
Type: Funny Quotes
Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
Quotes By: Mary Richards
Type: Famous Saying
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Funny Quotes
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Famous Saying
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Funny Saying
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Celebrity
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Humor
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Funny Quotes
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Attitude
We must not, in trying to think about how we can make a big difference, ignore the small daily differences we can make which, over time, add up to big differences that we often cannot foresee.
Motivational Author: Marian Wright-Edelman
Type: Sports
I don't like strong words. Those who said such things are watching from home now. - euro 2004
Motivational Author: Pavel Nedved
Type: Funny Quotes
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Motivational Author: Unknown
Type: Love
a heart keeps your body alive but love makes you live
Motivational Author: Laura
Type: Attitude
He that is good with a hammer tends to think everything is a nail.
Motivational Author: Abraham H. Maslow
Type: Famous Saying
When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.
Motivational Author: Charles A. Beard
Type: Wealth
If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians.
Motivational Author: Warren Buffett
Type: Self Discipline
I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is the victory over self.
Motivational Author: Aristotle
Type: Famous Saying
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Motivational Author: Groucho Marx
Type: Living
Without health life is not life; it is only a state of langour and suffering - an image of death.
Motivational Author: Buddha
Type: Goals
We must have long range goal to keep us from being discourages by shorts range setbacks.
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Type: Funny Saying
The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Motivational Author: Humphrey Davy
Type: Humor
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
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