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Quote Type : Humor
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper
Quote Type : Humor
A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Funny Sayings By : Bucket
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Funny Sayings By : Lopez
Quote Type : Humor
When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie
Quote Type : Funny Saying
better pissed off than pissed on
Funny Sayings By : dad
Quote Type : Humor
Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
Funny Sayings By : Abraham Lincoln
Quote Type : Humor
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Funny Sayings By : Aesop
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, youve lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Type: Entrepreneurism
Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes furthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Growth
Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Attitude
If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Attitude
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Quotes By: Anna Eleanor Roosevelt
Type: Success
Liquor can destroy success faster than genius can rebuild it.
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Type: Friendship
Anyone can carry his burden for one day. Anyone can be pleasant, courteous, and friendly for one day. And that continued is all there is to life.
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Type: Sports
We can buy players for £2m, but it's only when you buy a player for £6m that you can guarantee that they will bring something to the team every game.
Quotes By: Dick Advocaat
Type: Financial
Thrift built not only fortunes, but also men. One of the best character builders is saving. Be just before you are generous.
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Type: Attitude
Firmly believe you have reserves of health, energy, strength, and endurance and that firm belief will help bring them about.
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Type: Determination
If you believe in what you are doing, then let nothing hold you up in your work. Much of the best work of the world has been done against seeming impossibilities. The thing is to get the work done.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Self Improvement
Strong belief generates the “can do”, the “can do” generates the “how to”.
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Type: Success
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Attitude
Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own.
Quotes By: Aesop
Type: Creativity
always be what nature made t be for nature cares for you
Quotes By: chris aleke
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