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Quote Type : Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
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Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
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Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
Quote Type : Humor
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Funny Sayings By : Daniel J. Boorstin
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Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
Funny Sayings By : G.W. Hegel
Type: Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, youve lost a very important part of your life.
Quotes By: Melissa Stuart
Type: Attitude
As long as your going to be thinking anyway, think big.
Quotes By: Donald Trump
Type: Attitude
As long as you think the problem is out there, that very thought is the problem.
Quotes By: Stephen Covey
Type: Attitude
So long as we love we serve;
So long as we are loved by others,
I would almost say that we are indispensable;
And no one is useless while they have a friend.
Quotes By: Robert Louis Stevenson
Type: Self Improvement
I saw further ahead than others because I stood on the shoulders of giants.
Quotes By: Newton
Type: Celebrity
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Quotes By: Art Buchwald
Type: Living
"PRAY FOR WHAT YOU WANT, BUT WORK FOR THE THINGS YOU NEED"
Quotes By: UNKNOWN
Type: Growth
Reach for the stars and never fear. You are capable of everything and can have anything you want.
In memory of Sandy and Jim Novotney
Quotes By: by way of Sandy Novotney
Type: Entrepreneurism
Don't focus on getting things perfect. JUST GET IT DONE. Because no matter how bad it is, it's only going to get better.
Quotes By: Graham Hamer
Type: Success
Birds fly, fish swim and humans create. This is our nature.
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Attitude
DoN't FiNd FaULt,FiNd ThE rEmEdY
Quotes By: Korn
Type: Success
To fulfill your dream, you need to make a commitment to work at until it becomes another feather in your cap. Without total commitment, nothing in the world can change you. Without unwavering commitment to improve, no learning system in the world can advance your life. Without sacrificial commitment, you cannot master life’s forces and attain heights of achievements.
Quotes By: Anthony Robbins
Type: Growth
Life efforts no greater pleasure than overcoming obstacles.
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