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People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
Quote Type : Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
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I hate music, especially when it's played.
Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
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All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
Quote Type : Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Funny Sayings By : Salvador Dali
Quote Type : Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
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This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
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Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
Type: Attitude
Nothing is so strong as gentleness,
and nothing is so gentle as true strength.
Quotes By: Ralph Sockman
Type: Self Improvement
Nothing is more precious than time – nor less valued. It’s richest treasure. Invest it profitably.
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Type: Happiness
Helping is holier than praying. True religion is harder on our hands and feet, than on our knees and trousers.
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Type: Living
Loafing is harder than working. Ask the man who tried both. The heaviest burden is to have nothing to do. We get most tired standing still.
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Type: Attitude
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Proverbs
Nothing hits harder nor sticks longer than a wise timely tip.
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Type: Dreams
Nothing has to remain the way it is if that's not the way a person wants it to be.
Quotes By: Azie Taylor Morton
Type: Success
Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Goals
Writing down a mere wish works like magic for converting that wish into a goal. And write it down works like dynamite for converting that goal into an actuality – a reality. One minute spend writing it down will do more to bring it about than ten years of dreaming, wishing, and talking about it.
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Type: Success
Nothing can take the place of persistence. Talent will not. Thousands with talent are drifters. Genius will not. Un rewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not. The world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence alone solves all the world’s big problems.
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Type: Success
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.
Quotes By: W.W. Ziege
Type: Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Quotes By: Melissa Stuart
Type: Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, youve lost a very important part of your life.
Quotes By: Melissa Stuart
Type: Attitude
As long as your going to be thinking anyway, think big.
Quotes By: Donald Trump
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