Quote Type : Humor
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
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Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
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Quote Type : Humor
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
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Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
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Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
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Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Type: Celebrity
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Funny Quotes
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Self Improvement
Whoever does not try, does not learn.
Quotes By: Jewish Saying
Type: Attitude
However blind a man may be, others’ faults, he sure to see.
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Type: Success
If your actions create a legacy that inspires others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, then, you are an excellent leader.
Quotes By: Dolly Parton
Type: Happiness
I was put on this Earth To sing ANd bring JoY!!!!!!
Quotes By: Paulina
Type: Celebrity
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Proverbs
A few proverbs close at hand to keep up our spirits help us more than any college degree.
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Type: Compassion
It is proof of high culture to say the greatest matters in the simplest way.
Quotes By: Emerson
Type: Self Discipline
The supreme philosophy is fortitude, self-mastery. To become a money master, or success master, we must first become self-masters.
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Type: Attitude
Never praise or criticize yourself. Both embarrass others. Our criticism is always believed, our praise seldom.
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Type: Funny Saying
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Self Discipline
The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.
Quotes By: Charles Du Bos
Type: Success
One important key to success is self-confidence. An important key to self-confidence is preparation.
Quotes By: Arthur Ashe