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Quote Type : Funny Saying
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Funny Sayings By : Terry Pratchett
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Funny Sayings By : Oliver Herford
Quote Type : Humor
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Zappa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
Quote Type : Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
Type: Self Confidence
We are immature, as long as we think we are an exception to the law of averages.
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Type: Health
Mental health means getting along with the world, with others and with ourselves.
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Type: Creativity
I will have nought to do with a man who can blow hot and cold with the same breath.
Quotes By: Aesop
Type: Growth
If you have no problem, you are missing an opportunity to growth.
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Type: Goals
When I have finally decided that a result is worth getting, I go ahead on it and make trail after trial until it comes.
Quotes By: Thomas Edison
Type: Friendship
Better have a friend who does both good and evil, than one who does neither.
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Type: Attitude
If you hate a person, you hate something in something in him that is a part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
Quotes By: Hermann Hesse
Type: Proverbs
He who has health has hope: he who has hope, has everything
Quotes By: Proverb
Type: Determination
Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Happiness
"Being happy is a choice; you can make that choice everyday if you want to."
Quotes By: Brittany Murphy
Type: Love
Love's greatest gift is its ability to make everything it touches sacred.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Happiness
You've got to get to the stage in life where going for it is more important than winning or losing.
Quotes By: Arthur Ashe
Type: Success
If you got rid of all your problems, you’d have a bigger one – boredom.
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Type: Career
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
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