Funny weather Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
Quote Type : Humor
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Funny Sayings By : Daniel J. Boorstin
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Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
Funny Sayings By : G.W. Hegel
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To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Funny Sayings By : Enoch Powell
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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Funny Sayings By : Mark Twain
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When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Funny Sayings By : Hilliare Belloc
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Funny Sayings By : Hunter S. Thompson
Type: Growth
A teacher's task is to Poke, Provoke to a Reaction, Confront and Elevate.
Quotes By: Yogi Bhajan
Type: Friendship
A brother may not be a friend, but a friend will always be a brother.
Quotes By: Ben Franklin
Type: Funny Saying
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Happiness
Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Attitude
Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, "I am not a crook." Jimmy Carter says, "I have lusted after women in my heart." President Reagan says, "I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope."
Quotes By: Art Buchwald
Type: Financial
Save when prosperous. There’s little fear of overspending when we’re not.
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Type: Relationship
Half the world’s troubles come from saying yes too soon and to often and no too late and to seldom.
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Type: Living
Half the wisdom of life is eliminating the non-essentials.
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Type: Famous Saying
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
Quotes By: Rudyard Kipling
Type: Maturing Altruistically
When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained.
Quotes By: Edward R. Murrow
Type: Love
Find the person who will love you because of your differences and
not in spite of them and you have found a lover for life.
Quotes By: Leo Buscaglia
Type: Family
Make the most of the fact that life is always changing. Change it for the better.
Quotes By: Ralph Marston
Type: Living
Make the most of the best and the least of the worst.
Quotes By: Robert Louis Stevenson
Type: Personality
Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
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