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Quote Type : Humor
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper
Quote Type : Humor
A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Funny Sayings By : Bucket
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Funny Sayings By : Lopez
Quote Type : Humor
When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie
Quote Type : Funny Saying
better pissed off than pissed on
Funny Sayings By : dad
Quote Type : Humor
Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
Funny Sayings By : Abraham Lincoln
Quote Type : Humor
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Funny Sayings By : Aesop
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, youve lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Type: Maturing Altruistically
We learn and grow most when we face the most extremes of weather, obstacles, religions, races, political parties, and points of view.
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Type: Funny Saying
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quotes By: Lopez
Type: Living
The world, indeed, is like a dream and the treasures of the world are an alluring mirage! Like the apparent distances in a picture, things have no reality in themselves, but they are like heat haze.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Happiness
The world is so full of wonderful things, that we should all be as happy as kings.
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Type: Living
The world is full of poetry. The air is living with its spirit; and the waves dance to the music of its melodies, and sparkle in its brightness.
Quotes By: Percival
Type: Love
The world cannot rotate without it love, I cannot breathe without you.
Quotes By: Jeddy
Type: Personality
The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.
Quotes By: William McFee
Type: Career
I'm working to improve my methods, and every hour I save is an hour added to my life.
Quotes By: Ayn Rand
Type: Financial
The darkest day in our lives is when we plan to get money without working.
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Type: Family
The work will wait while you show the child the rainbow but the rainbow won't wait while you do the work.
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Type: Famous Saying
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Friendship
Teamwork means more we and less me
Quotes By: Unknown
Type: Humor
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Quotes By: Tommy Cooper
Type: Friendship
True friends are those who know the worst about us, but allow for our intentions.
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