Funny tee shirt Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, youve lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Funny Sayings By : Aldous Huxley
Quote Type : Humor
I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Humor
Jesus is like Sugar..
Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
Type: Happiness
All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him.
Quotes By: buddha
Type: Compassion
Smile at each other,
smile at your wife, smile at your husband,
smile at your children, smile at each other
-- it doesn't matter who it is --
and that will help you to grow up
in greater love for each other.
Quotes By: Mother Teresa
Type: Self Confidence
It’s easy enough to be pleasant, when life flow a long like a song, but the man worthwhile is the man with a smile, when everything goes dead wrong.
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Type: Attitude
The measure of your success usually comes down to who wins the battle that rages between the two of you. The 'you' who wants to stop, give up, or take it easy, and the 'you' who chooses to beat back that which would stand in the way of your success - complacency.
Quotes By: Chris Widener
Type: Self Discipline
The least lack of discipline starts to erode our
self-esteem.
Quotes By: Jim Rohn
Type: Self Discipline
The least lack of discipline starts to erode our self-esteem.
Quotes By: Jim Rohn
Type: Career
Daily ask yourself: How can I do this task quicker, cheaper, better, or more easily?
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Type: Proverbs
It's easier to tear a hole than to mend one.
Quotes By: Russian Proverb
Type: Living
Short as life is, we make it shorter by wasting time.
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Type: Dreams
Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today
Quotes By: James Dean
Type: Unknown
What was good enough yesterday isn't good enough today
What's good enough today won't be good enough tomorrow
Good enaogh.....isn't!
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Type: Emotions
The smart way to knock a chip off a man’s shoulder is to pat him on the back.
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Type: Attitude
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
Quotes By: Dilbert
Type: Happiness
There are two ways to create happiness. The first is external. By obtaining better shelter, better clothes, and better friends, we can find a certain measure of happiness and satisfaction. The second is through mental development, which yields inner happiness.
Quotes By: Dalai Lama
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