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Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Type: Wealth
Money is the seed of money. The second million comes easier than the first fifty thousand.
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Type: Attitude
Pride is the recognition of the fact that you are your own highest value and, like all of man’s values, it has to be earned.
Quotes By: Ayn Rand
Type: Relationship
There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it’s never clever for any of us, to criticize the rest of us.
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Type: Maturing Altruistically
Anger is only one letter, and one second away from danger.
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Type: Happiness
There is only one success--to be able to spend your life in your own way.
Quotes By: Christopher Morley
Type: Famous Saying
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.
Quotes By: Bill Wulf
Type: Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Quotes By: Salvador Dali
Type: Self Confidence
There is nothing more exhilarating than being shot at and missed.
Quotes By: Winston Churchill
Type: Attitude
There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Attitude
A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Attitude
Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservations.
Quotes By: D. Elton Trueblood
Type: Attitude
There is no tally sheet in the exchange of small kindnesses; but there is shared memory and, from each person, the assurances of good things to come.
Quotes By: Lady Borton
Type: Famous Saying
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
Quotes By: Ken Olson
Type: Attitude
There is no more noble occupation in the world than to assist another human being - to help someone succeed
Quotes By: Alan Loy Mcginnis
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