Funny soccer Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Funny Sayings By : Enoch Powell
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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Funny Sayings By : Mark Twain
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When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Funny Sayings By : Hilliare Belloc
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Funny Sayings By : Hunter S. Thompson
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Funny Sayings By : Terry Pratchett
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Funny Sayings By : Oliver Herford
Quote Type : Humor
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Zappa
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner
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I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
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I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
Type: Growth
The significant problems we face cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
Quotes By: Albert Einstein
Type: Living
Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday...The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production.
Quotes By: Ayn Rand
Type: Relationship
Union gives strength.
Quotes By: Aesop
Type: Success
I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through ?then follow through.
Quotes By: Edward V. Rickenbacker
Type: Attitude
I thought Winston Churchill was a young man of promise, but it appears he is a young man of promises.
Quotes By: Arthur James Balfour
Type: Relationship
The right wife drops not from the sky; she must be sought by studied eye.
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Type: Emotions
One ought to hold on to one's heart; for if one lets go, one soon loses control of the head too.
Quotes By: Nietzsche
Type: Growth
The right man is the one who seizes the moment.
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Type: Living
The highest of all arts, and the most rewarding, is the art of living.
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Type: Attitude
To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children, to earn the approbation of honest critics; to appreciate beauty; to give of one's self, to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived--that is to have succeeded.
Quotes By: Emerson
Type: Success
The biggest determining factor in your success or failure is the PEOPLE YOU HANG AROUND.
Quotes By: Jim Rohn
Type: Attitude
The biggest asset that we have is the ‘here and now’. Many people tragically lived in the past or wait for the future to arrive.
Quotes By: Anthony Robbins
Type: Family
Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. It's the way you love your partner every day.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Happiness
Raising your voice lower your power. Little people talk big. Big ones listen big.
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