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Quote Type : Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
Quote Type : Humor
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Funny Sayings By : Daniel J. Boorstin
Type: Success
Study men’s successes and failures. You’ll notice that a little ready money often made the difference.
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Type: Living
The moment a man knows he's going to die, he feels afraid yet their's a feeling of peace inside of him. But when he knows that he's living forever, he's excited for a day, but terrified, annoyed, bored & alone forever!!!
Quotes By: Sarah N
Type: Career
Smart men put up with small annoyances, to gain larger rewards later.
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Type: Happiness
Few women and fewer men, have enough character and patience to be happy when idle. Happiness is activity. Nature puts her curse on idleness. An idle brain is the devil’s playground.
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Type: Humor
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Type: Funny Quotes
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Wealth
Never measure your progress by your income, but by your bank account. Remember the man in the mirror at 70 or 80.
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Type: Attitude
The Game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears and score your points when you get the opportunity
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Type: Sports
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears & score your points when you get the opportunity.
Quotes By: Lewis Grizzard
Type: Self Improvement
The game of life is a lot like football, you have to tackle your problems, block your fears and score your points when you get the oppotunity
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Type: Success
To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.
Quotes By: Shakespeare
Type: Sports
It's amazing, astounding, awe-inspiring, breathtaking, extraordinary, hair-raising, heart-stirring, magnificent, marvelous, miraculous, moving, overwhelming spectacular, spine-tingling, striking, stunning, stupefying, stupendous, wonderful..............
Quotes By: Yousef
Type: Attitude
Charm may in seven words be found: forget yourself and think of those around.
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Type: Career
Work smarter rather than harder. It pays you more and carries you farther.
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