Funny picture Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts
Funny Sayings By : Kim
Quote Type : Humor
Great experience are even better when they are share!
Funny Sayings By : Calvin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?
Funny Sayings By : C.T.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
Quote Type : Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Funny Sayings By : Jim Carey
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Type: Determination
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Attitude
Hatred is never anything but fear – if you feared no one, you would hate no one.
Quotes By: Hugh Downs
Type: Famous Saying
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
Quotes By: Paul Valery
Type: Goals
Advice is like snow. The softer it falls, the easier it’s absorbed, the deeper it sinks and the longer it lasts.
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Type: Growth
Action is life, stagnation, death. Nature’s law: use it or lost it.
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Type: Unknown
Normal Is just what everyone makes it to be
Quotes By: Me.
Type: Humor
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Type: Happiness
No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Happiness
No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Proverbs
Nature is impartial, too old-fashioned and square to be playing favorites.
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Type: Maturing Altruistically
He who is ignorant of history is bound to repeat its mistakes.
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Type: Attitude
No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Growth
Growth is beauty. That’s why children are beautiful. Learn from them. Grow mentally.
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Type: Success
School is basically about one point of view -- the one the teacher has.
Quotes By: Alan Kay
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