Wise Sayings and Inspirational Quotes by Woody Allen

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I am at two with nature.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
Author: Woody Allen

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I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Author: Woody Allen

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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
Author: Woody Allen

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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Author: Woody Allen

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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Author: Woody Allen

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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Author: Woody Allen

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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Author: Woody Allen

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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Author: Woody Allen

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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Author: Woody Allen

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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
Author: Woody Allen

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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Author: Woody Allen

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|Karita||Karl von Clausewitz||Katherine Mansfield||Ken Olson|
|Kerri Walsh||Kevin Gildea||Kim||kira|
|Knute Rockne||Korn||Kyra||Lady Borton|
|Lao-Tse||Lao-Tzu||Laura||Leo Burnett|
|Leo Buscaglia||Leo Tolstoy||Leonardo da Vinci||Les Brown|
|Leslie Stephen||Lewis Grizzard||Lillyana Hoffman||Lopez|
|Louis Armstrong||Louis Pasteur||Luis Bunuel||Luiz Felipe Scolari|
|Madison||Mahatma Gandhi||Malay||Malcolm Forbes|
|Malcolm Margolin||Malcolm S. Forbes||Marc Damien||Marcel Proust|
|Marcus Aelius Aurelius||Marcus Aurelius Antoninus||Marcus Tullius Cicero||Margaret Storm Jameson|
|Margaret Thatcher||Marian Wright-Edelman||marilyn galapon||Mark Twain|
|Mark Victor Hansen||mArNiE mAañO||Martin Luther||Martin Luther King, Jr.|
|Martina McBride||Mary Richards||Maximo||Mayleen Francisco Martin|
|me||me!||me!syempre!!||Me.|
|me...||Mel Brooks||Melissa Macias||Melissa Stuart|
|Michael Jordan||Mick Miller||Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi||Mike Ditka|
|Misty May||Mock Confucus People||Mohandas Gandhi||Moliere|
|Moonlight 1759||Mort Sahl||Mortimer Adler||Mother Teresa|
|Muhammad Ali||My own quotes on Iraq||my self||myckala|
|myself||Napoleon Hill||Nathaniel Hawthorne||Nature’s law|
|Nelson Henderson||Newton||Nicole Alexander||Nido Qubein|
|Nidokidos||Nietzsche||Nike||Nikita|

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