Funny one line Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
Quote Type : Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
Quote Type : Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
Quote Type : Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Funny Sayings By : Salvador Dali
Quote Type : Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
Type: Friendship
Most smiles are start by other smiles so smile first.
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Type: Happiness
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.
Quotes By: Thich Nhat Hanh
Type: Funny Quotes
Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
Quotes By: Mary Richards
Type: Funny Quotes
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Compassion
Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into a flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light.
Quotes By: Albert Schweitzer
Type: Love
Sometimes love is for a moment,
sometimes love is for a lifetime.
Sometimes a moment is a lifetime.
Quotes By: Paris Hilton
Type: Funny Saying
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Quotes By: Charlie Brown
Type: Success
Study men’s successes and failures. You’ll notice that a little ready money often made the difference.
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Type: Living
The moment a man knows he's going to die, he feels afraid yet their's a feeling of peace inside of him. But when he knows that he's living forever, he's excited for a day, but terrified, annoyed, bored & alone forever!!!
Quotes By: Sarah N
Type: Career
Smart men put up with small annoyances, to gain larger rewards later.
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Type: Happiness
Few women and fewer men, have enough character and patience to be happy when idle. Happiness is activity. Nature puts her curse on idleness. An idle brain is the devil’s playground.
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Type: Humor
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Type: Funny Quotes
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Wealth
Never measure your progress by your income, but by your bank account. Remember the man in the mirror at 70 or 80.
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