Funny old Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Humor
Jesus is like Sugar..
Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Type: Love
Love's greatest gift is its ability to make everything it touches sacred.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Happiness
You've got to get to the stage in life where going for it is more important than winning or losing.
Quotes By: Arthur Ashe
Type: Success
If you got rid of all your problems, you’d have a bigger one – boredom.
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Type: Career
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Living
We all get good and bad breaks. What we do with them decides our fate.
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Type: Self Improvement
As the gardener prunes the tree to draw the sap into one or two branches, so must we concentrate on one or two to avoid scattering our talents.
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Type: Creativity
A room full of pictures is room full of thoughts. They make us think.
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Type: Friendship
To win friends instantly, admire everything and everybody, and express it freely.
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Type: Attitude
A good friend is the greatest possesion
Quotes By: Ben Franklin
Type: Friendship
A true friend is the greatest possesion.
Quotes By: Ben Franklin
Type: Self Improvement
We are formed and molded by our thoughts. Those whose minds are shaped by selfless thoughts give joy when they speak or act. Joy follows them like a shadow that never leaves them.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Famous Saying
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Happiness
When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive.
Quotes By: Emerson
Type: Attitude
Chance favors only the prepared mind.
Quotes By: Louis Pasteur
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