Funny movie Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Type: Love
Love is the history of a woman's life; it is an episode in man's.
Quotes By: Germaine De Stael
Type: Goals
Hope is the companion of power and the mother of success, For those of us who hope strongest have within us the gift of miracles.
Quotes By: Sydney Bremer
Type: Attitude
What is the appropriate behavior for a man or a woman in the midst of this world, where each person is clinging to his piece of debris? What's the proper salutation between people as they pass each other in this flood?
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Success
Success starts with a dream, a thought; but that only a first step. Writing it down is the second step. Doing one specific thing to bring it about is the third step.
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Type: Self Improvement
There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
Quotes By: Aldous Huxley
Type: Health
What is old aged? Lack of interest. Keep up your interest and you’ll never be old.
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Type: Goals
There’s nothing – but nothing – like a written down goal to stretch a man to a bigger size.
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Type: Financial
There’s no sublime spectacle than to see a man stand firm against all temptations to spend, but to stick to his resolve to save.
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Type: Funny Quotes
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Humor
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Sports
Winners never quit and quitters never win
Quotes By: Unkown
Type: Self Improvement
What is necessary to change a person is to change his awareness of himself.
Quotes By: Abraham H. Maslow
Type: Celebrity
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Success
Success means lots discipline. When Rome stopped disciplining, she started dying.
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