Funny license plate Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn
Quote Type : Funny Saying
When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes
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The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy
Quote Type : Humor
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper
Quote Type : Humor
A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Funny Sayings By : Bucket
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Funny Sayings By : Lopez
Quote Type : Humor
When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie
Quote Type : Funny Saying
better pissed off than pissed on
Funny Sayings By : dad
Quote Type : Humor
Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
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When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
Funny Sayings By : Abraham Lincoln
Type: Self Improvement
The only fully educated people are self-educated.
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Type: Self Improvement
The only fortune worth finding is finding – the developing our rich, inner talents – those seeds of greatness that god plants inside every one of us, awaiting our discovery.
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Type: Funny Saying
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Dreams
The only big ideas I've ever had came from daydreaming, but modern life keeps people from daydreaming. Every moment of the day your mind is being occupied, controlled by someone else – at school, at work, watching television. Getting away from all that is really important. You need to just kick back in a chair and let your mind daydream.
Quotes By: Paul MacCready
Type: Attitude
the only attitude is a Good attitude
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Type: Financial
A surplus of wants is oftener the cause of poverty than shortage of income.
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Type: Attitude
The value of compassion cannot be overemphasized. Anyone can criticize. It takes a true believer to be compassionate. No greater burden can be born by an individual than to know no one cares or understands.
Quotes By: Arthur H. Stainback
Type: Responsibility
Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.
Quotes By: Jesse Jackson
Type: Humor
Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
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Type: Happiness
For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life. But here was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, or a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that this was my life. This perspective has helped me to see that there
is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way
Quotes By: Alfred D Souza
Type: Health
For a long life, breakfast like a king; lunch moderately and dine like a pauper.
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Type: Self Improvement
Psychology’s most useful lesson: We can change ourselves by changing our thoughts.
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Type: Financial
Installment buyers become chronic debters. Use installment buying for necessities only, never for pleasures or luxuries.
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Type: Attitude
What allows us, as human beings, to psychologically survive life on earth, with all of its pain, drama, and challenges, is a sense of purpose and meaning.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
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