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Quote Type : Humor
Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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As I said before, I never repeat myself.
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Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
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Type: Funny Saying
I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quotes By: Kevin Gildea
Type: Attitude
Nice, how we never get dizzy from doing good turns.
Quotes By: George Bengis
Type: Humor
Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Quotes By: unknown
Type: Famous Saying
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
Quotes By: Art Buchwald
Type: Self Discipline
When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always be worse. And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad that they have to get better.
Quotes By: Malcolm Forbes
Type: Success
Everything you could have been, all the accolades you could have won and all the achievements that have been nagging at your mind until now, didn’t happen for one reason only. You procrastinated.
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Wealth
All achievements, all earned riches, have their beginning in an idea.
Quotes By: Napoleon Hill
Type: Success
When there's no one to blame and no one to complain to, there’s a tremendous sense of potential. If you don’t like your life the way it is, then change it.
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Growth
A teacher's task is to Poke, Provoke to a Reaction, Confront and Elevate.
Quotes By: Yogi Bhajan
Type: Friendship
A brother may not be a friend, but a friend will always be a brother.
Quotes By: Ben Franklin
Type: Funny Saying
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Happiness
Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Attitude
Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, "I am not a crook." Jimmy Carter says, "I have lusted after women in my heart." President Reagan says, "I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope."
Quotes By: Art Buchwald
Type: Financial
Save when prosperous. There’s little fear of overspending when we’re not.
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