Funny golf Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
Quote Type : Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Funny Sayings By : Salvador Dali
Quote Type : Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi
Quote Type : Funny Saying
An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn
Quote Type : Funny Saying
When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy
Type: Sports
It's amazing, astounding, awe-inspiring, breathtaking, extraordinary, hair-raising, heart-stirring, magnificent, marvelous, miraculous, moving, overwhelming spectacular, spine-tingling, striking, stunning, stupefying, stupendous, wonderful..............
Quotes By: Yousef
Type: Attitude
Charm may in seven words be found: forget yourself and think of those around.
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Type: Career
Work smarter rather than harder. It pays you more and carries you farther.
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Type: Success
The human will, that force unseen, the offspring of the deathless soul, the walls of granite, intervene, can hew a path to any goal.
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Type: Funny Quotes
I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!
Quotes By: Mel Brooks
Type: Emotions
The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind cannot understand.
Quotes By: Robert Vallett
Type: Financial
Never make a budget to fits you wants. Trim you wants to fit your budget. A budget is more than a reminder. It’s a kind teacher and protector – a guardian of your future.
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Type: Creativity
Freedom is the will to be responsible to ourselves.
Quotes By: Friedrich Nietzsche
Type: Attitude
How am I going to live today in order to create the tomorrow I'm committed to?
Quotes By: Anthony Robbins
Type: Maturing Altruistically
Boredom and monotony are sure ways of separating men from mere boys.
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Type: Family
The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I am Sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first.
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Type: Maturing Altruistically
The only way to clean up the world is for each of us to clean up ourselves.
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Type: Attitude
The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Happiness
The only way to live is to accept each minute as an unrepeatable miracle, which is exactly what it is - a miracle and unrepeatable.
Quotes By: Margaret Storm Jameson
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