Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett
Type: Proverbs
He who has health has hope: he who has hope, has everything
Quotes By: Proverb
Type: Determination
Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Happiness
"Being happy is a choice; you can make that choice everyday if you want to."
Quotes By: Brittany Murphy
Type: Love
Love's greatest gift is its ability to make everything it touches sacred.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Happiness
You've got to get to the stage in life where going for it is more important than winning or losing.
Quotes By: Arthur Ashe
Type: Success
If you got rid of all your problems, you’d have a bigger one – boredom.
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Type: Career
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Living
We all get good and bad breaks. What we do with them decides our fate.
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Type: Self Improvement
As the gardener prunes the tree to draw the sap into one or two branches, so must we concentrate on one or two to avoid scattering our talents.
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Type: Creativity
A room full of pictures is room full of thoughts. They make us think.
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Type: Friendship
To win friends instantly, admire everything and everybody, and express it freely.
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Type: Attitude
A good friend is the greatest possesion
Quotes By: Ben Franklin
Type: Friendship
A true friend is the greatest possesion.
Quotes By: Ben Franklin
Type: Self Improvement
We are formed and molded by our thoughts. Those whose minds are shaped by selfless thoughts give joy when they speak or act. Joy follows them like a shadow that never leaves them.
Quotes By: Buddha