Funny card Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Funny Sayings By : Salvador Dali
Quote Type : Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi
Quote Type : Funny Saying
An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn
Quote Type : Funny Saying
When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy
Quote Type : Humor
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper
Type: Happiness
You've got to get to the stage in life where going for it is more important than winning or losing.
Quotes By: Arthur Ashe
Type: Success
If you got rid of all your problems, you’d have a bigger one – boredom.
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Type: Career
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Living
We all get good and bad breaks. What we do with them decides our fate.
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Type: Self Improvement
As the gardener prunes the tree to draw the sap into one or two branches, so must we concentrate on one or two to avoid scattering our talents.
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Type: Creativity
A room full of pictures is room full of thoughts. They make us think.
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Type: Friendship
To win friends instantly, admire everything and everybody, and express it freely.
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Type: Attitude
A good friend is the greatest possesion
Quotes By: Ben Franklin
Type: Friendship
A true friend is the greatest possesion.
Quotes By: Ben Franklin
Type: Self Improvement
We are formed and molded by our thoughts. Those whose minds are shaped by selfless thoughts give joy when they speak or act. Joy follows them like a shadow that never leaves them.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Famous Saying
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Happiness
When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive.
Quotes By: Emerson
Type: Attitude
Chance favors only the prepared mind.
Quotes By: Louis Pasteur
Type: Attitude
He who experiences the unity of life sees his own Self in all beings, and all beings in his own Self, and looks on everything with an impartial eye.
Quotes By: Buddha
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