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Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Type: Determination
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Attitude
When everyone is looking for gold, it's a good time to be in the pick and shovel business.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Living
With every rising of the sun, think of your life as just begun.
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Type: Wealth
Like every other skill, the more we save, the easier it is to save. It all in getting started. There’s no gain as sure as saving a part of all we earn.
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Type: Proverbs
With every civil right there is a civil duty.
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Type: Love
You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Happiness
God never gave man a thing to do concerning which it were irreverent to ponder how the Son of God would have done it.
Quotes By: George MacDonald
Type: Success
You never achieve success unless you like what you are doing.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Attitude
you have to be yourself. be very honest about who and what you are. if people still like you thats fine. if they dont thats their problem.
Quotes By: Sting
Type: Growth
You have to allow a certain amount of time in which you are doing nothing in order to have things occur to you, to let your mind think.
Quotes By: Mortimer Adler
Type: Self Improvement
Positive thinking is the midas touch that attract riches, achievement, greatness.
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Type: Attitude
All love that has not friendship for its base,
is like a mansion built upon the sand.
Quotes By: Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Type: Famous Saying
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Quotes By: Robin Williams
Type: Friendship
You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you will forget tomorrow the kind words you say today, but the recipient may cherish them over a lifetime.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
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