Funny baby Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Funny Sayings By : Salvador Dali
Quote Type : Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
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Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
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Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi
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An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn
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When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes
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The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy
Quote Type : Humor
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper
Type: Friendship
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Funny Quotes
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Living
A chain is no stronger than its weakest link.
Quotes By: Leslie Stephen
Type: Success
You can have success now, or you can have it later. It's entirely up to you
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Growth
You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.
Quotes By: Zig Ziglar
Type: Determination
You can have anything you want ?if you want it badly enough. You can be anything you want to be, do anything you set out to accomplish if you hold to that desire with singleness of purpose.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Financial
A dozen fine qualities are not enough to make up for the lack of money.
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Type: Creativity
Few men discover their highest powers before the pass on. What tragic waste.
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Type: Determination
You can conquer almost any fear if you will only make up your mind to do so. For remember, fear doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Attitude
All men are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Career
You can always find reasons to work. There will always be one more thing to do. But when people don't take time out, they stop being productive. They stop being happy, and that affects the morale of everyone around them.
Quotes By: Carisa Bianchi
Type: Attitude
In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.
Quotes By: Alfred Hitchcock
Type: Happiness
It’s impure thoughts that produce the secretions that create passion.
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Type: Attitude
Fear imprisons, faith liberates; fear paralyzes, faith empowers; fear disheartens, faith encourages; fear sickens, faith heals; fear makes useless, faith makes serviceable.
Quotes By: Harry Emerson Fosdick
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