Funny ass Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi
Quote Type : Funny Saying
An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn
Quote Type : Funny Saying
When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes
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The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy
Quote Type : Humor
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper
Quote Type : Humor
A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Funny Sayings By : Bucket
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Funny Sayings By : Lopez
Quote Type : Humor
When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie
Type: Kindness
Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it.
Quotes By: Ayn Rand
Type: Personality
Personality can open doors; only character can keep them open.
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Type: Creativity
The real voyage of discovery consists not in making new landscapes but in having new eyes.
Quotes By: Marcel Proust
Type: Humor
The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
Quotes By: Alan Kay
Type: Funny Saying
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Quotes By: Samuel Goldwyn.
Type: Self Discipline
Most failures are caused by not realizing the power of momentum – getting started.
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Type: Humor
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
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Type: Celebrity
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
Type: Attitude
The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose.
Quotes By: Hadia Bejar
Type: Financial
Extravagance taxes then times as much as congress.
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Type: Self Discipline
Guard against getting into habit of mere reading. Promote your self to more doing.
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Type: Family
The road to success is full of women pushing their husband along. Men have knowledge. Women, wisdom.
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Type: Famous Saying
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Celebrity
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
Quotes By: Johnny Carson
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