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Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
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I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
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Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
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Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Funny Sayings By : Dave Barry
Type: Attitude
Fear imprisons, faith liberates; fear paralyzes, faith empowers; fear disheartens, faith encourages; fear sickens, faith heals; fear makes useless, faith makes serviceable.
Quotes By: Harry Emerson Fosdick
Type: Famous Saying
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Success
Every morning say: I will improve something today. Every successful man is improvement – conscious.
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Type: Famous Saying
Never mistake motion for action.
Quotes By: Ernest Hemingway
Type: Friendship
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. Almost any compromise is better than a lawsuit. All lasting agreements are made by compromise. Nothing made by brute force lasts.
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Type: Self Improvement
Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss, events happening; small minds, people things.
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Type: Friendship
Most smiles are start by other smiles so smile first.
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Type: Happiness
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.
Quotes By: Thich Nhat Hanh
Type: Funny Quotes
Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
Quotes By: Mary Richards
Type: Funny Quotes
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Compassion
Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into a flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light.
Quotes By: Albert Schweitzer
Type: Love
Sometimes love is for a moment,
sometimes love is for a lifetime.
Sometimes a moment is a lifetime.
Quotes By: Paris Hilton
Type: Funny Saying
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Quotes By: Charlie Brown
Type: Success
Study men’s successes and failures. You’ll notice that a little ready money often made the difference.
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