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Quote Type : Humor
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
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Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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As I said before, I never repeat myself.
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Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
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Type: Proverbs
Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Relationship
Troubles are like babies. They grow bigger by nursing. When grief hits, hide it. Hiding it stifles it.
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Type: Proverbs
It takes a smart man to recognize a wise man and a smarter one to learn from him.
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Type: Love
it takes a minute to have a crush on some one,a day to like 'em,and a week to love'em.But it takes a life time to forget them.
Quotes By: sara
Type: Wealth
It takes a lot of caution, work and guts to make a fortune, and ten times as much to hang on to it.
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Type: Attitude
Let everyone sweep in front of his own door and the whole world will be clean.
Quotes By: Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Type: Self Improvement
Not everyone has genius. But everyone has talent. Perfect your talent and many will think you’re genius.
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Type: Happiness
Let every one develop his special talent. Nothing else will keep him permanently happy.
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Type: Compassion
True heroism is remarkably sober, very undramatic. It is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but the urge to serve others at whatever cost.
Quotes By: Arthur Ashe
Type: Attitude
Somewhere, everytime of the day, there will be someone doing a random act of kindness. The Dhali Lhama said, "My religion is very simple. My religion in kindness." I try to be as kind as I can. Everyday, it doesn't matter who it is or who they are, they are worth it. I live by that.
Quotes By: Chelsea
Type: Attitude
If I were to say, ''God, why me?'' about the bad things, then I should have said, ''God, why me?'' about the good things that happened in my life.
Quotes By: Arthur Ashe
Type: Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Quotes By: Sam Levenson
Type: Proverbs
A proverb is shorts sentence with long experience.
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Type: Friendship
Be tolerant. Everybody is fighting a tough battle, just like you.
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