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Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
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I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
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Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
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Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Funny Sayings By : Dave Barry
Type: Famous Saying
Well done is better than well said.
Quotes By: Benjamin Franklin
Type: Funny Saying
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quotes By: John Mendosa
Type: Success
Unreasonable haste is the direct road to error.
Quotes By: Jean Baptiste Moliere
Type: Career
Focus on your potential instead of your limitations
Quotes By: Alan Loy Mcginnis
Type: Happiness
A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.
Quotes By: Anatole France
Type: Attitude
Ambition is like love, impatient both of delays and rivals.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Growth
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Humor
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Dreams
To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act.
Quotes By: Anatole France
Type: Friendship
When someone comes along who genuinely thanks us, we will follow that person a very long way.
Quotes By: Alan Loy Mcginnis
Type: Proverbs
Heed women. They’re smarter than men. They know less, but understand more.
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Type: Growth
Lost some where between sunrise and sunset, two precious hours, each set with sixty priceless minutes. No reward is offered as they are gone – forever, as there is no resurrection for lost time. Count that day lost, whose low, descending sun, sees at thy hand, no worthy action done.
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Type: Self Discipline
That home made degree D.I.N (do it now) has turn more little shots into big shots - that any college degree.
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Type: Financial
To become financially independent, pitch your goal of living a notch below your income. And never spend any money before you have it. Well arranged finances are a sure sign of well arranged mind.
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