Type: Funny Quotes
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Famous Saying
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Funny Saying
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Celebrity
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Humor
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Funny Quotes
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Famous Saying
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Funny Saying
No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Celebrity
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.''
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Funny Quotes
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Famous Saying
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Funny Saying
I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Living
Look to this day; for it is life, the very life of life! In its brief span lie all the opportunities of your existence, the bliss of growth, the glory of action, the splendor of adventure.
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Type: Growth
Want to speed your progress? Cut out all non-essentials. Spend all your time and effort an essentials. Cut all puttering and dawdling.
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Type: Humor
I am no more humble than my talents require.
Motivational Author: Oscar Levant
Type: Attitude
Just Do It!
Motivational Author: Nike
Type: Attitude
One who condones evil is just as guilty as the one who perpetrates it.
Motivational Author: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Attitude
Give to another human being without the expectation of a return.
Motivational Author: Bill Bradley
Type: Responsibility
You can’t keep a man from doing wrong until you keep him from thinking wrong.
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Type: Living
Monotony is like tombstone tied around our necks. It’s really a blessed weight donated by nature to hold us down until we find the precious pearl.
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Type: Kindness
Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.
Motivational Author: Albert Camus
Type: Success
Too many develop every talent except the talent to use all other talents – will power.
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Type: Attitude
Your environment largely shapes your future. Take the time to select one that will shape the kind you’d like to have.
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Type: Attitude
Grow into your ideals so that life cannot rob you of them.
Motivational Author: Albert Schweitzer
Type: Success
Constant striving is the price of constant progress.
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