sales Motivational Quote That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Type: Funny Quotes
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Quotes By: Johnny Carson
Type: Famous Saying
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Quotes By: Johnny Carson
Type: Funny Saying
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Quotes By: Johnny Carson
Type: Celebrity
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
Quotes By: Johnny Carson
Type: Humor
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Funny Quotes
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Funny Quotes
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Famous Saying
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Funny Saying
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Celebrity
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Humor
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Attitude
He who experiences the unity of life sees his own Self in all beings, and all beings in his own Self, and looks on everything with an impartial eye.
Motivational Author: Buddha
Type: Humor
I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Motivational Author: Mary Richards
Type: Self Discipline
Repeat every morning: I can do all things through god who strengthens me.
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Type: Compassion
Forget every evil or insult; remember every kindness.
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Type: Funny Saying
No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
Motivational Author: Mark Twain
Type: Wealth
If you ever get a thought of quitting, first count your blessings. You’ll discover you have plenty. Your true wealth is what you have left when you lose all your material wealth.
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Type: Self Improvement
No one ever finds time for self-improvement. Serious ones make time. They decide on priorities. Without priorities of time, no one reaches his potential.
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Type: Success
No one ever fails. They just quit trying. Many of our greatest men tried and fail so often they decided to quit – but tried once more – and won.
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Type: Attitude
Nobody Ever Drowned IN SWEAT
Motivational Author: Dan Foley
Type: Friendship
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Motivational Author: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Success
At the end of the day, both optimists and pessimists are always right.
Motivational Author: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Living
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could.
Motivational Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Attitude
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Motivational Author: Buddha
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