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Type: Happiness 
      Most people will be about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
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Type: Success 
      The winner does in the beginning what the failure does in the end – learns from others.
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Type: Dreams 
      The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
Quotes By: Eleanor Roosevelt

Type: Dreams 
      The only big ideas I've ever had came from daydreaming, but modern life keeps people from daydreaming. Every moment of the day your mind is being occupied, controlled by someone else – at school, at work, watching television. Getting away from all that is really important. You need to just kick back in a chair and let your mind daydream.
Quotes By: Paul MacCready

Type: Dreams 
      He who cherishes a beautiful vision, a lofty ideal in his heart, will one day realize it. Dream lofty dreams and as you dream so shall you become...
Quotes By: James Allen

Type: Dreams 
      Get excited and enthusiastic about you own dream. This excitement is like a forest fire—you can smell it, taste it, and see it from a mile away.
Quotes By: Denis Waitley

Type: Emotions 
      One ought to hold on to one's heart; for if one lets go, one soon loses control of the head too.
Quotes By: Nietzsche

Type: Emotions 
      Combine your mental images with the emotion of desire to accelerate their realization.
Quotes By: Brian Tracy

Type: Emotions 
      Women have an incredible ability to pick up on emotional signals. For example, there are some wolves that are so clever they have learned to dress up like sheep. Man says, 'Looks like a sheep. Talks like a sheep.' Woman says, 'Ain't no sheep!'.
Quotes By: Jim Rohn

Type: Emotions 
      The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind cannot understand.
Quotes By: Robert Vallett

Type: Self Discipline 
      When the morning's freshness has been replaced by the weariness of midday, when the leg muscles give under the strain, the climb seems endless, and suddenly nothing will go quite as you wish-it is then that you must not hesitate.
Quotes By: Dag Hammarskjold

Type: Self Discipline 
      Success comes when people turn what they've learned into the daily habits that breed success.
Quotes By: Tony Jeary

Type: Unknown 
      People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
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Type: Self Improvement 
      Let no sleep fall upon your eyes until you’re reviewed the acts of the day. What did I forgot or do wrong? Think up a way to avoid it in the future. What more could I have done or done better? Asking questions of yourself impels you to think for the answers.
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Type: Living 
      In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their own minds and then beleive them to be true.
Motivational Author: Buddha

Type: Attitude 
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Motivational Author: ece

Type: Maturing Altruistically 
      Keep a sharp eye on that devil, procrastination, waiting for his chance to lure you to the easy chair, to gossip, to dawdling, and the TV – which is mostly a literature of illiterate – the amusement of non-thinkers.
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Type: Humor 
      Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
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Type: Self Improvement 
      People seldom improve unless they have models greater than themselves. Adopt a few.
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Type: Attitude 
      He who sees a need and waits to be asked for help is as unkind as if he had refused it.
Motivational Author: Dante

Type: Self Confidence 
      Always seek a job that seems, at first thought, too big for you – for two reasons. Because you never know what you can do until you try and growth comes only when we are doing – or attempting something difficult or something new.
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Type: Happiness 
      Life’s royal crown jewels: health and peace of mind. Treat them royally.
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Type: Attitude 
      Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful.
Motivational Author: Buddha

Type: Relationship 
      If you remind others of their faults, they might correct then; but they’ll never forgive you.
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Type: Humor 
      Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
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