Type: Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Quotes By: Steven Wright.
Type: Funny Saying
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Quotes By: John Mendosa
Type: Humor
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Funny Saying
Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Quotes By: Alfred Hitchcock
Type: Funny Saying
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Quotes By: Bob Hope
Type: Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quotes By: Peter O'Toole
Type: Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Quotes By: Alfred Hitchcock
Type: Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Quotes By: Jim Carey
Type: Funny Saying
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quotes By: Robin Williams
Type: Funny Saying
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Quotes By: Charlie Brown
Type: Funny Saying
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Quotes By: Samuel Goldwyn.
Type: Attitude
Everybody can be great...because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. You only need a heart full of grace. A soul generated by love.
Motivational Author: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Responsibility
The clock of life is wound but once, and no one has the power, To tell just when its hands will stop, at late or early hour, So do today that noble deed, pursue it with a will, Delay not till tomorrow, your hands may then be still.
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Type: Humor
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Motivational Author: Frank Zappa
Type: Self Improvement
It’s nobler to try something and fail than to try nothing and succeed. The result may be the same, but you won’t be. We always grow more through defeats than victories.
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Type: Self Confidence
The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just.
Motivational Author: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Love
In a job, as in love, faults are thick where love is thin.
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Type: Attitude
Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.
Motivational Author: George Bernard Shaw
Type: Living
Look to this day; for it is life, the very life of life! In its brief span lie all the opportunities of your existence, the bliss of growth, the glory of action, the splendor of adventure.
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Type: Growth
Want to speed your progress? Cut out all non-essentials. Spend all your time and effort an essentials. Cut all puttering and dawdling.
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Type: Humor
I am no more humble than my talents require.
Motivational Author: Oscar Levant
Type: Attitude
Just Do It!
Motivational Author: Nike
Type: Attitude
One who condones evil is just as guilty as the one who perpetrates it.
Motivational Author: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Attitude
Give to another human being without the expectation of a return.
Motivational Author: Bill Bradley