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Type: Chinese Saying 
      Men grow old, pearls grow yellow, there is no cure for it.
Quotes By: Chinese Proverb

Type: Love 
      Never set a standar in the love your looking for coz you'll end up eating your words. For love comes with the unlikely person and if you ask God why? He will answer: LOVE JUST MOVES IN A MYSTERIOUS WAYS!!!
Quotes By: Judith >"'<

Type: Emotions 
      Cheeseburger is the life of friends in the heart forever till it dies and becomes hamburger. So cherish your fries.
Quotes By: Fast Food #1!

Type: Goals 
      "What does it mean to have to suffer so much if our lives are nothing more than the blink of an eye?...I learned a long time ago, Reuven, that a blink of an eye in itself is nothing. But the eye that blinks, that is something. A span of life is nothing. But the man who lives that span, he is something...."
Quotes By: David Malter in _The Chosen_ by Chaim Potok

Type: Self Confidence 
      Remember though, not eveythings going to be the way we want it to be. Not everyone is going to want to be our friend. That's not how life works. Alot of people like me and there are those who don't, but that's ok. It's more important to like your self and when you do friendship will come your way.

In Memory of Sandy and Jim Novotney
Quotes By: Sandy Novotney

Type: Growth 
      Reach for the stars and never fear. You are capable of everything and can have anything you want.

In memory of Sandy and Jim Novotney
Quotes By: by way of Sandy Novotney

Type: Attitude 
      Your favorite word is hi but my favorite word is bye!!
Quotes By: Callie Ledyard

Type: Living 
      Yesterday is the past, Today is the present, and tomorrow is your futre. Today is tomorrow and soon to be yesterday. Tomorrow is today and soon to be future.Your tomorrow is not yet set for you, you don't know what it may bring.
Quotes By: Tia

Type: Living 
      Yesterday is the past, Today is the present, and tomorrow is your futre. Today is tomorrow and soon to be yesterday. Tomorrow is today and soon to be future.Your tomorrow is not yet set for you don't know what it may bring.
Quotes By: Tia

Type: Living 
      Yesterday is the past, Today is the present, and tomorrow is your futre. Today is tomorrow and soon to be yesterday. Tomorrow is today and soon to be future.Your tomorrow is not yet set for you don't know what it may bring.
Quotes By: Tia

Type: Happiness 
      Abundance thinking starts and
ends with being grateful
Quotes By: Randy Gilbert

Type: Unknown 
      When you decide to follow the Lord, he will walk with you through your life. There will always be 2 sets of footprints, and if there is only one, during the troublesome moments in your life, the Lord has not left you but has carried you, in your moments of need and weekness.
Quotes By: Nicole Alexander

Type: Famous Saying 
      Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
Motivational Author: Irving Kristol

Type: Unknown 
      Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.
Motivational Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Type: Humor 
      When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Motivational Author: Anne Marie

Type: Attitude 
      The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart and head and hands.
Motivational Author:  Robert M. Pirsig

Type: Kindness 
      THINK ABOUT IT - The brain is like a muscle. When we think well, we feel good.
Motivational Author: Carl Sagan

Type: Self Improvement 
      He is able who thinks he is able.
Motivational Author: Buddha

Type: Personality 
      Good habits are hard to acquire but easy to live with.
Motivational Author: 

Type: Attitude 
      Good habits are as addictive as bad habits, and a lot more rewarding.
Motivational Author: Harvey Mackay

Type: Creativity 
      An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea.
Motivational Author: Buddha

Type: Self Confidence 
      It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways.
Motivational Author: Buddha

Type: Funny Saying 
      Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Motivational Author: Terry Pratchett

Type: Funny Saying 
      America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Motivational Author: Oscar Wilde

Type: Career 
      It is a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
Motivational Author: Somerset Maugham
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